My beloved and valued supporters! You're getting a nice big tank with real plants and colourful aquarium gravel <3

My favourite cephalopods! You're very clever and also venomous <3

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks*? *homosexual behaviour has been observed in dolphins, but no word yet on if sharks can be gay sharks, marine biologists get on this.

Maybe the most unfairly maligned of sea creatures. You have cool scary teeth but don't actually attack humans that much (they do bite each other during mating tho 😳)

Truly the biggest boys in the ocean (and the world)! You make cool sounds that are outside the range of human hearing and inspire awe/fear <3

POV you're a sophisticated art-loving noble and i'm your gay little renaissance painter who you pay to mess around in my art studio all day (note: this is a joke, i don't actually expect anyone to do this*) *mostly, if ur like a millionaire go right ahead