Choose a Membership Level
You enjoy the show and realize that great content and real production value is worth paying for. While Geekshock has until recently been a labor of love, you'd like some more of that content and to be a part of the community. We appreciate you!
You'll get exclusive access to Spoiler Talk for movies and TV shows that we review, outtakes from the show, our hilarious board game live play recordings, access to our VERY active GeekShock Discord channel, access to the GeekCraft java Minecraft server, membership to the Sticker club (where we send you stickers every month or so related to some ridiculous thing we discussed), and more!
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Exclusive Content
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Spoiler Talk!
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Live Play Board Game Recordings!
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Behind The Scenes
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Discord Access
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GeekCraft Minecraft Server access!
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Sticker of the Month Club!
Foot Long Chili Dog (Tier 2)
You're a fan of the show and appreciate our offbeat and sometimes (often) vile sense of humor. You want to make sure the content keeps flowing and Andy always has a drink in his hand to spill. You enjoy your Geekshock with a jammy, fruit-forward Zinfandel paired with store-brand macaroni and cheese.
You will be entered into a monthly drawing for something weird and amazing, related to something we speak about on the previous month's shows! You'll also be able to participate in "A Clockwork Torgo" (on our Discord channel), our attempt to fix Torgo's movie-watching life by suggesting and voting for movies he has to watch (because he should have watched them long before now). And of course you'll get all the benefits of the previous tier.
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Monthly Mystery Drawing for Something Amazing!
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Participate in "A Clockwork Torgo"!
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Everything from the previous tier
You're a geek at heart, and the title of Shock Monkey is one you wear with pride. You know the parking isn't always ample, but your continued support will help. When you're running from the law in a boosted car with a quarter tank of gas and six crates of illegal fireworks in the backseat, you're sure to have the latest GeekShock playing on the stereo.
Brisket Taco tier members are automatically entered into a monthly drawing to win a painted miniature from Master Torgo! A billion dollar value! (Free shipping within the continental US only.) You'll also get a top-quality, velcro-backed patch signifying your membership to the super-exclusive, elite society of Shock Monkeys! And you'll even get to add your character (or yourself) to an upcoming D&D module that Vlarg is writing and will be published on DMsguild! You also get everything from the previous tiers.
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Monthly Drawing for a Painted Mini from Torgo!
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Custom Shock Monkey Velcro Patch!
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Your character in a D&D module Vlarg is writing!
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Everything from the previous tier
You are what Stan Lee would refer to as a true believer, and a Great Grape Ape among Shock Monkeys. When Torgo trips over his own tongue while reading the news and the others point and laugh at him, you sit in your bathtub filled with lime Jell-O with a party hat on, crying tears of boiling pitch and madness. You are one of our favorite people on this planet, and will be spared when the aliens come to wipe this planet clean of people who don't use their turn signal and anyone with a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign on their wall.
Fireball Whisky tier members can sponsor a show once a month and plug yourself, your business, or whatever you want (within reason, subject to approval). You'll get a Board Game Arena session with available GeekShock crew once a month! And you'll receive monthly art MASTERPIECES* from the geekshock crew themselves!
And you'll get all the benefits of the previous tier.
*Art not guaranteed to be masterpieces. Or art.
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Sponsor a Show (at least once a month)!
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Monthly Board Game Arena Session!
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Custom Art Masterpieces from the Geekshock crew!
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Everything from the previous tier
Buckfast & Haggis (Tier 5)
You are some kind of minor diety, worshipped by a select few people (just the GeekShock crew, basically). When you walk into a room of geeks, time slows down, everyone puts their dice down on the table to watch you, your hair and/or cape waves in the breeze that just came from nowhere, and you utter something so amazing and insightful that everyone just melts down into a viscous ooze with adoration. Vlarg might even say nice things about you.
Buckfast & Haggis tier members get access to a Live or Online Dungeons & Dragons session with the GeekShock crew! (Travel, food, and lodging for live games is not included.)
There's some other rewards at this level, but they will remain a MYSTERY for now. They're just too good to share, and would blow your tits clean off. In addition, we're only offering SIX memberships at this level, so this is the super exclusive VIP club you've been waiting for. See all those people on the other side of the velvet rope? They're base animals, and should be treated as such. Oh, and you also get the stuff from the previous tiers.
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Live D&D session!
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Something Mysterious!
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Everything from the previous tier